am back with you to celebrate an event: I passed the two updates! WWWOOOOOOOOWWWW! O_____O
propose to celebrate with an update! (And pretend that the February 8 become days of celebration, so write it on your calendar! XD)
Forgive me if the updates are short, but still do not know if LJ has a limit, say, photos or character ... otherwise it is because I delete the photos or written ... Oh well I do not want to bore you, because it begins!
First of all let's see if the cut today allows me to publish these two photos that relate to evil Alfonso, or the punchline of Alfonso on Section 1.1: 1) 
2) 
Perfect! The start of the update!
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The happiest day of My life has arrived in a flash. I hope you know understand the irony, of course! Today \u0026lt;______\u0026lt;
ALF will have his first appointment with the lovely Anastasia. Ok, not really a date in reality, however, how If it were, is not it? Jealous? IO? ... Yes! ç_______ç
Especially because not stop gloating for happiness! \u0026lt;_____\u0026lt; E 'hateful when you pull it that way. I was 7 years ago and is even now!
Alfonso: "But how cool, huh? How much? The blonde will fall at my feet today. I'm the best, yeah! Are strophic, yeah! "
Ascanio:" Oh God, please can you stop? It is nice to hear this early in the morning complaining, I just opened my eyes! "
Alfonso: "Uhhh .. it seems that someone is not in a good mood this morning .. "
Ascanio: "I'm not in a bad mood, I'm only asking you not to shout at me in my ears ..."
Alfonso: "Hey , brother ... come here. I have to confide in one thing ... "
Ascanio:" Now you want? "
Alfonso:" Exit 'WITH YOU, YEAAAAHHHH! "
Ascanio:" You ... You're out, OK? YOU ARE NOT A NORMAL HUMAN BEING! "
Alfonso: "Ahahahahahhaah! Come on, do not take it! It was a joke! "
Ascanio:" A stupid joke, just like you! "
Alfonso:" Uuuuuhhhh ... Ascanio says bad words ... "
Alfonso: "Look, look a bit 'visitors. That guy will buy the house with all the tips from 100 Simoleons that the ... Maybe you should thank us and also allowed BREAKFAST! "
Ascanio:" And stop! You may feel ... "
Ascanio: "Hello Peter ..."
Peter: "Ascanio, good morning to you too!"
Ascanio: "So? How is the ride this morning? "
Peter:" All right, thank you. If it were not for the dog of Williamson: every morning trying to bite! "
Ascanio:" Yeah, I seemed to understand that ... um ... quite lively ... "
Peter:" Lively is a understatement. Okay, end the tour then I school. Ascanio good day. "
Alfonso: "I think we would be first to buy a newspaper stand. Here if we go to 100 every morning Simoleons become poor ... "
Ascanio:" First I have to become poor perhaps, seeing as I bring the money home for the time being, and secondly I do not know you, but I am pleased to give a reward to those who work. This boy at 7:00 in the morning has already finished his work shift, and you usually still Ronfi the greatest. Indeed ... how come you're already standing up? "
Alfonso:" What questions do you?! I must see my little girl ... I prepare, get dressed ... "
Ascanio:" Of course ... as no ... Rather, we have breakfast, latin lover, or will you later. It's already 7:30 .. "
Alfonso:" I want strawberries this morning and I think I want this all day ... ^____^"
Ascanio: "Maniac! \u0026lt;_____\u0026lt;"
Indeed, the sweet Anastasia was really delicious and definitely has gladdened my stomach and my mood.
Breakfast is passed rather quickly, including the usual jokes about my brother (who now know pretty well, I'd say ...) and my vain attempts to investigate more about his work.
Maybe he thinks that being the younger brother I automatically degrade to prick the situation, but it is not so! Alfonso I hide something, I feel it and, given the past, it would be nothing new. I must investigate. Ok, I know, I have the intuition of a sloth and cunning Inspector Gadget, but still go up the bottom of this story!
contrary ... why not start now? My brother will come out soon and maybe I could look good in the entire house to see if I find something interesting.
Alfonso: "Well, I'm ready! How am I? "
Ascanio:" Umphf! Passable, I would say ... "
Alfonso:" Never ask for fashion advice to someone who has the courage to go out with that shirt on! "
Ascanio:" Why? What did my shirt wrong? "
Alfonso:" It is not tolerable! But you done? You've put together to wash the red babydoll put to sleep at night? "
Ascanio:" I do not wear babydoll! Neither sleeping, nor in other circumstances "
Alfonso:" I am not so sure ... "
Ascanio:" You ...---"
Oh God! Evil bell! I forgot to unplug it! Ok, I added in my list of things to do ...
LIST OF THINGS TO DO ASCANIO MADDEI:
- find a job (fatto!)
- career
in my work - to deepen relations with my colleagues
- Establish a good relationship with the head
work work work
work work work
work - to have sex before you retire (in case you, ALF , found this list I would like to stress that I am a virgin! \u0026lt;______\u0026lt;)
work work work
- give birth to an offspring that does not contain genes of the brain-work
work
work - investigating the work of questionable brain injury (to be deleted after the brain-damaged ... do not ever find this list!)
- disconnect the doorbell!
HEY! These things are private!
[Ok, ok ... sorry ... xD ACID! nda]
Alfonso: "EHIII! ARE YOU STILL ON EARTH, ASCANIO? "
Ascanio:" Eh? Yes, yes, sorry ... "
Alfonso:" I advise you to immediately change that shirt ... "
Ascanio:" Listen, I begin to bother ... "
Alfonso" I say this for your dignity! There Anastasia at the door. Are not you ashamed of what you do with that horrible on ... "
Ascanio: "Go to open!"
Cavoli, the girl is super early, I would say! It's only 9:00 ... which is more than an hour of their appointment ... Here, I knew ... I'm hopeless! The desire to see him was that he could not resist and came in advance. Tapino ME! ç_____ç
Alfonso: "Do not worry my brother, is now on Mars! Ehiiii, brother! "
Ascanio: "Excuse me ... you ... "
Alfonso:" Brother, you are Antea. Anastasia's older sister ... "
Ascanio:" I apologize. I had not noticed his presence, I'm sorry ... "
Antea:" Imagine, no problem. I have accompanied me ... I was so street ... just that, as the job calls before I took a bit 'in advance and the second I have to go! It 'very late! See you tonight sweetie. As for you ... was a ... Please ... "
But why throw all that look infoiati from my brother?! BALLS AND OH! I do not I will never no row ç_____ç
However, after a chat and have discovered that Antea (nice name, however, that even his career working in *_____*) business, I was alone in the house . Well ... I am ready to implement my plan! Start the inspection ...
around like a madman for the whole house, the frenzied search for ... boh ... something! Anything that gives me un'indizio for this electronic work, but it seems there is nothing relevant between these four walls.
a moment! Of course you idiot! Alfonso's room! It 'the only part of the house in which I have looked at it and say that it is time to give us a peek ...
are at the door e. .. What the hell is happening to me? Why do I have this strange feeling inside? Why do I ... fear?!
Fear of discovering a truth that could be unbearable ... just like before ...
NO! ENOUGH! It will not be anything like that! Within the next e. .. azz! The door is locked.
Mmm ... why close the door? It has something to hide then!
No, Ascanio, no! It's called PRIVACY, ok? We are no longer two children and it is right that the door is locked. Too close to your key ...
Ok, I'm talking to myself like I'm out of my body. What are the early symptoms of mental imbalance caused by living with my brother?
do not have time to think about such nonsense, it's already 11:30. The car will arrive for 13.00, then this is the case of hurry.
Living alone there are, say, the things a child learns to do. One of these, the most important, you go it alone at any time and in any event, so pick the lock, without a trace, it was a breeze ...
Do not blame me! I'm not a thief! ... maybe ... that is ... no! I'm not a thief, ok?!
entered his room to be completely enveloped by the memories.
We were just two kids. The Cup basketball tournament ...
are painful memories, so just shake your head and remember why I'm here.
I feel like a mother who peeps in the secret diary of his daughter ... shame on me!
In tables, there is nothing useful apart from the condoms! This guy really is a sex maniac! Who is it? Rocco Siffredi's brother?
What catches my attention, though? The desk. How can you play an electronic work unless you have a personal computer? So I was right, it was all a lie!
has invented a job from scratch! Now the problem is one ... Why?
Wait! They are too rational, in these cases, yes they are! To leave things halfway, maybe take a laptop in the closet (eh?) And has ordered enough to put it in there (ehhh?) For afraid it might break and need to acquire a new one. Maybe it has become economical with the passage of time ... (EEEEHHH? BUT WHO CABBAGE I want to take the piss?! Alfonso is NOT neither ordered nor economical! Although I must admit that the room is a pigsty, but ... so maybe ...)
Perfect. All that remains is to look in the closet and confirm or negate my hypothesis.
Let 's see what's in here ... VOITLA '!
Alfonso: "Hola brother! My mom was a hoot, you can not understand! Of course, that assembly was a crazy ball, but after ... oh, yes .. the blonde is fantastic!
And the sister? Madooooonna! This family Saba [name of Anastasia and Antea xD] is amazing! The Rite of your pussy! "
Only when laying eyes on his right is aware of my bags, placed neatly on the soft carpet of wool.
gaze change: from peaceful and happy in troubled and suspicious.
Alfonso: "What does this mean?"
Ascanio: "It means I go, Alfonso. This partnership has lasted too long. "
Alfonso:" Ok ... not for the blonde, right? "
Ascanio: "Her name is Anastasia, Alfonso! You know, besides having a vagina has a name ... "
Alfonso:" E 'to these jokes that I understand you are my brother and you have not been adopted! "
Alfonso: "Okay, okay I'll stop. What's happening? "
Ascanio:" Do not imagine that? "
Alfonso:" Speak clearly. If you say something does not turn around! "
Ascanio:" Perfect! "
Ascanio: "It 's that your work online? Twenty-five years played this is the way you live? "
The look is now tense. Have you seen the stuff that I left on the table and turned his head away, like a small child who hid for days, the bad report card to a father too severe.
Then, apparently after realizing how I came into possession of that stuff, staring at me with a look in his eyes bloodshot. E ' furious.
Alfonso: "YOU CAME IN MY ROOM? WHO AUTHORIZED YOU FUCK, EH? "
Ascanio:" Can not think of anything else, right? Yes, you have entered your room, I invaded your privacy, but you know what? I do not regret having done absolutely perfectly because now I know whom I have before. You do it again, right? Still uses that shit, so!? "
Ascanio: "Perfect. We have nothing else to say. I'm leaving. You killed well like! As far as I see you are well equipped ... "
Within seconds I find myself in front. ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Nothing has changed! It 's true: their past there is never free!
I'm going to take the bags and leave, when suddenly I'm back to grab his arm.
Alfonso: "Please ... do not go. "
Ascanio:" Why? Why should I stay? Alfonso I know you, I know how you did. Continue to take that shit and I have no intention of staying here and see you die slowly! They were released. You said to be clean. But the fool I am ... how could I even remotely think that someone like you can tell the truth for once? "
Alfonso:" Someone like me ... what? To say "addict" you sucks, maybe? Or are you just afraid? "
Ascanio: "I'll stay a minute longer. It 's your life and you are free to do what you want, but I will not live under one roof, knowing how things are ... "
Alfonso:" Ok, look ... I ... I need you Ascanio. You are my brother! You must help ... I ... I can quit if I want, I can make ... This is why I asked you to come back, because ... why not do it alone ... because ... my life is a disgusting ...."
Ascanio: "Do not lie. You asked me to come back because I'm just a piggy bank for you: When you are short of grain to buy stuff, you know perfectly well who come to collect! I
Sorry ... I can not. Even if you were not my brother I would do ... no shit man ... "
Alfonso:" Please! Give me a chance! One only! One year, give me a year and I will not be changed, if ... I will continue on this path ... then you go and do not ever see me again! "
Ascanio:" It 's a lost cause, Alfonso! We know perfectly well, we've been through! Today I was demoted at work because of you, you know? I could not go to work, a. .. to stay focused on the fucking project, knowing that maybe you were around at that time to bucarti somewhere, so I dropped everything and went out first! "
Alfonso:" No! I did not hole Ascanio, really! I have never been past the hole, never! "
Ascanio:" So those syringes? Now you tell me the insula high indeed! "
Alfonso:" No. Those ... are those of Chastity ... "
Ascanio:" My God ... you are too involved in this crap? "
Alfonso:" It 's an adult! Knows what they are getting! Do not make me go as the evil ogre now! Please ... As do not go! Stay here ... help me! Sorry for the degradation in your work ... I ... I promise that I will help ... I swear! "
Ascanio: "A year. Not a day more! "
Alfonso:" THANK YOU! THANKS! You will not regret giving me your trust! "
Ascanio: "You have my confidence."
Alfonso: "What?"
Ascanio: "You understand perfectly well! I do not trust you, absolutely do not trust, so tomorrow I will start to make phone calls: I'll help from someone very experienced, a mastiff! And this person will keep you under control. ALWAYS. "
Alfonso:" Ma. but come on! I twenty-five years! You can not do this to me !!!!"
Ascanio: "Take it or leave it. If you want to remain bound to my rules, otherwise ... "
Alfonso:" Ok, ok, ok. You can also come the hound ... "
Ascanio: "Get that shit and throw it in the trash compactor. NOW! "
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